the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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