dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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