shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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