Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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