He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Watching her eat just hurts me
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
