i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
