school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm both gender and math confused
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