nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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