he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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