um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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