oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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