no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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