Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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