I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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