What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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