How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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