the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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