I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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