i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
