As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
foreskin is a definite game changer
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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