I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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