I cockslap morals
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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