You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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