Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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