Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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