I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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