I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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