did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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