it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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