..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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