Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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