She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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