how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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