Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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