like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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