just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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