ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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