I heard we made out
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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