Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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