Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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