No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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