I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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