I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Still dying that you shit outside
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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