I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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