i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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