Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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