we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
tell me about the fingering
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