why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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