I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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