The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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