I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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