I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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