i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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